i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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