No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize