No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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