Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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