You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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