did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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