If i come over, it means nothing
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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