I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Can I color on your dick again?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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