what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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