We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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