when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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