That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
