we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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