Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
ok first of all what the fuck
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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