Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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