I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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