Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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