Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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