This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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