apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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