"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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