Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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