was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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