god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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