White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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