he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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