I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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