The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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