How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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