we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize