Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
