Me too!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
