"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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