Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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