Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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