Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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