Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I love having hate sex.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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