Dude my mom stole all your condoms
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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