im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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