I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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