I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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