So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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