During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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