bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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