white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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