So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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