hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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