do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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