their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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