Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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