then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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