party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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